spankmehardbarry:

when ur friend swoops in and manages to grab a french fry off ur tray

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o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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doctorwhothefuckareyou:

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

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um 

i want to be slutty but only with one person u feel me

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